The graduation

So here we are sitting at my moms graduation and one of the speckers came up and this is what she said: "Well, wall I was thinking about the hook of this talk I thought that I would open with a story" (she goes on) "It was going to be a story about my Aunt and her pet squirl that she keeps in a pillow case." (the audiance laughs) "But then I thought that, that might be off topic a little so I thought that I would open with a motto that I live my life by: Happyness is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth." I just about died laughing it was so funny. After the graduation I gave my mom a certificate that I made by myself, it said: "CONDULATONS! YOU GRADUATED! WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD MAKE IT!" Now if you look at the first work it does say CONDULATIONS because that is exacly how I spelled it. So now every time someone does something my mom says "CONDULATIONS YOU DID IT!!"