-my grandpa hayes
Sunday, June 1, 2008
The graduation
So here we are sitting at my moms graduation and one of the speckers came up and this is what she said: "Well, wall I was thinking about the hook of this talk I thought that I would open with a story" (she goes on) "It was going to be a story about my Aunt and her pet squirl that she keeps in a pillow case." (the audiance laughs) "But then I thought that, that might be off topic a little so I thought that I would open with a motto that I live my life by: Happyness is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth." I just about died laughing it was so funny. After the graduation I gave my mom a certificate that I made by myself, it said: "CONDULATONS! YOU GRADUATED! WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD MAKE IT!" Now if you look at the first work it does say CONDULATIONS because that is exacly how I spelled it. So now every time someone does something my mom says "CONDULATIONS YOU DID IT!!"
Posted by Julie at 11:46 AM 1 comments
The Petersons trip 2 paris.....Kentucky!!
Once upon a time there was a family of 3 kids, a mom, and a dad. Mothers Day was coming up and the kids and there dad wanted to do something special for there mom so they asked her what she always wanted to do. She said that she had always dreamed of going to see the Paris tower. So on Mothers Day we told her that we were going to take her to Paris to see the famous tower. When we told her she rushed to the bathroom and started packing and put on a beret. We were all very confused but oh well. On the trip mom asked a lot of questions like: "Why are we going this way the airport is that way?" and "Why don't you guys have suit cases, did you think that i packed all of your stuff in here?" After a while she gave up, and went along with it. Then we pulled into a small field right next to the Paris, KENTUCKY water tower. We all got out. Mom looked sort of confused. Dad set up the camera and we all stood together and smiled. Then mom noticed that we were not going to Paris, France but to Paris, Kentucky. Then the camera shot the picture. Well she said she wanted to see the famous Paris tower. She never said with Paris tower!! :)
Posted by Julie at 10:25 AM 0 comments
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